Whiskey Wednesday: An Ode to Old Fashioneds

 

Fashion me old

fashion me rye,

and peel me an orange

lest my spirit run dry;

 

We’ll cheers to the bourbon

and cheers to the times,

for like that big goddamn ice cube

the summer melts by;

 

So here’s to you you old beverage

and here’s to your bitters,

it makes life more cherry,

and let no one say, with whiskey we were quitters.